@emarl ass stuck between buildings on a broad boulevard and burping loudly

hyper paws with weird spindly sergal toes...

thinking about being a weird sergal taur

just gonna stretch out and pop in some more legs

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@Mycroft Whoa whoa whoa, now slow down a bit, that was way too fast for me and I'm a scientist.

launch the oscar meyer weinermobile off a ramp and directly into my big awful ass tbh

@gnarlyanimal you'd have to be a monster to eat butter straight up on its own

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