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time to get owned *trips and falls into a big hole with a sign that says 'only dipshits fall into this big hole'*

is there a truck taint

we should manufacture and market the truck taint

mad about things but still open to doing kissies

not a good idea to hang out with a skunktaur

things will get weird

especially with dergs

just *wink* saying *wink*

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want to become pregnant but like, stadium-fillingly so? just # mondaythoughts

feelin' like a weirdo but in a good way
(also a tired way)

any of you want to do some *leans in real close and drops his voice several octaves* boat crimes

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