"having sex" is such a bourgie way of putting it, it implies ownership over the sex
"making fuck" is the proletarian way

the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT+
LGBT-X
mini-LGBT
LGBT-HD
LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
i.LGBT
ASUS® LGBTQ Boost™
LGBTQ.11ac
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

bad news everyone, i just learned that if we impeach the president there will be another president

If cyberpunk isn't real then how come a bunch of us have stupid haircuts, online alter egos we identify with more than our real names, alter our bodies and hate cops

I'm going to design tiny robots to turn people into catgirls.

I'll call it Nyanotech.

RT @hawillisdc@twitter.com
tiktok comedians: *teenagers making hysterical creative cry-laughing 15 second videos with no budget*

professional comedians: how do you expect me to be funny without using slurs?

jesus fucking christ lmao @ milo 

oh my GOD

the new Theatre Department Chair had a signup for a thing, and it had a field for Twitter account. Naturally, I wrote "I got banned from Twitter for yelling at terfs."

Just received this email from the department chair,,,, so I think my gambit payed off. He's now confirmed as Definitely Cool, and I'm losing my shit jfksgdfghasdfa

I do love that the fediverse refuses to let the android blob emoji die even after android decided to abandon them for a more boring emoji direction

like setting aside the fundamental shittiness of capitalism, the primary monetization model of the internet seems to either be "exploit ppl not knowing about technology," "exploit ppl not having alternatives to our technology," or "literally just fuckin create and exploit gambling addictions"

usually at least two of the above at once

Show thread
Show more
Taurs Taurs Taurs

Mastodon is a social media platform that is made up of individual servers that can affiliate with each other (or not.) This one's for people who like big weird taurs.