i'll show u a pinned toot
@dewclaws pin u to the wall
then blast through it
@bobskunkfucking obliterate me
@dewclaws one day in the far, far future, i will stop
you'll slowly get up to your feet again
when you finally manage to speak again
"AHH! After ten thousand years, I'M FREE! It's time to CONQUER... EARTH!"
@dewclaws @bobskunk and then i show up for a second round of toot
@gnarlyanimal @dewclaws tennis, anyone?
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